Lower Decks: Bulletin Board

Posted on Sat Jan 25th, 2025 @ 5:50pm by Lieutenant Commander Oscar McDonald MD & Lieutenant Adrianna Baciami

534 words; about a 3 minute read

Mission: Stars Around the Well
Location: Bulletin Board
Timeline: Current

"ISO: a safe place to store my 'medication' for while at work. Having trouble with Dorm Mother Penne. - Jonnie S"
> “Who is Mother Penne? JV.”
>> “Hello? JV.”
>>> “Nevermind. How do I edit? JV.”


"FYI: if anyone fancies Italian cooking, the chef now serves breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks... Gawd help us. Amy P"
> Mother Penne I assume? FT
>> I think she's all bark no bite. I heard from a cadet that her arrabiata is actually not spicy at all! TT
>>> If you think that's true... Try it... ZN

“ISO: fancy dress costume. Any kind of animal. Needed for one shift only. KZ.”
> “Guess you lost the bet! This’ll be great. Si has a cat costume. Would look great on you lol. Jenna x.”
>> “Ain’t no way that’s gonna fit me. KZ.”

“ISO: Likeminded people to start up a chess club. Wednesday nights, 1900 hours. Dean.”
> "Nerd-- Anon"

“FYI: Offduty project in cargo bay 2 weeknights to restore retro gaming machines found on starbase antique store. Anyone welcome. Iain J.”
> "Will there also be competitions once they fix them. DY"
>> "@DY, you still sad that I kicked your butt at PacMan? MB"

“FYI: Like sports? The Clovers are holding basketball try outs - 1900hrs tonight & 2000 hours tomorrow.”
> "I'm on a late shift of both days. Please could you arrange something I'm a morning too? PD”


""""MISSING*** My pet tribble, Gary, has gone missing. He's brown and looks like a hairball Chewbacca may have. If anyone sees him, let me know. He's nervous around strangers so may bite or accidentally respawn. LJ"


*** ISO: Purple hair dye, Iyana. ***

*** FYI: deck 4, section 2. Def haunted. Something touched me and gave me the ick! KC.”
> “sure that wasn’t Iyke trying to get to flirt with you again? Daryl.”
>> “she wishes. Iyke.”
>>> “dream on boys. Dr Grouch had more chance! KC.”
>>>> “He’s kinda cute. #TeamMcDonald. DT.”
>>>>> “Agreed. It’s the accent… PR.”

"ISO meaning of life and everything-- new cult opening in a lower decks near you. JP"
> All glory to the Gary- BH
>> I am the way, the truth, the floof, no one will be happy with out the Gary - SS
>>> The Gary teaches us to go forth and multiply... If anyone is single;) - PT
>>>> Wait... Is Gary a tribble? - LG
>>>>> The Gary is the head of the Church of Tribblism - HG
>>>>>> Seriously, Gary? Again!? Come home, I miss you! LJ

“ISO new BFF. Dee.”

“SWAP - looking for bunk swap due to [edit: reasons]. Lower bunk available immediately. AT.”
> will think about it, let you know tomorrow. KZ
>> Hope wherever you go they know you snore and stab your friends in the back! Dee.
>>> I do not snore! I have allergies Dee. And I did NOT report you! AT
>>>> Then who did? The ghost on deck 7? God you are insufferable and I lied to be nice the other day. Full disclosure, I hate your pink hair!


“ISO: Movie ideas for next entertainment night? Post them here :) ATT & GV.”
> On the night you can also pick up #TeamMcDonald, #Gary, #ChurchOfTribblism and #DeeVSAbi merch! We have t-shirts, mugs and water bottles! GV.
>> OMG! The Gary merch! Save me a Gary Blankie! HG



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